Greetings, vast series of tubes known as 'The Internet'! I'm SIGMA-0426A, b-but you can call me Sigmund! I'm Ju--*aherm* Senior Caretaker of the Great Clock, located in the exact center of the universe! Give or take fifty feet. While the tasks of Senior Caretaker are many, I wanted to give this, err, what's it called, Tumblr? Yeah, this Tumblr thing a try, y'know, as a break! So, ask me questions, I guess!